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[alaxes]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Saturday I broke gebieterin 's X-Box (-12 points). In May I bought porn for shalla_nelprin (10 points). In June I turned pashcracken in for littering (3 points). In March I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In September I didn't flush (-1 points). Overall, I've been nice (700 points). For Christmas I deserve a Sony Playstation 3! Sincerely, alaxes

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sorry about the X-Box, but you will get my Playstation, kay?
I bought porn for myself? Did I miss something?